Who are We?
Steve Lillie
Greetings Earthlets! I am from the planet Zog in the heart of the Zoggon galaxy.
My overloads have ordered me to infiltrate your puny human society and gather intelligence for the mighty Zoggon invasion fleets. ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ZOG! I have chosen the name Steve as most Earthlets are named this way.
Your pathetic attempts at entertainment are most amusing. I am most zoggified by "Farscape", "Dr Who" and "Lord of the Rings". Your animated presentations also amuse, "The Simpsons", "Ren & Stimpy", "Duckman" and "Futurama" are most gigglsome. I have recommended the films Alien, Blade Runner, Akira, The Thing, and many other comedies, to the High Command. They will keep up moral of the Zoggon warriors during the long haul across the empty voids of space and sharpen their killing fury! There will be much smelking in the gloop of the Xazteration rays, I can tell you.
I am impounding the works of Philip K Dick, Kurt Vonnegut, J R R Tolkien, Michael Moorcock, Douglas Adams, and others as examples of an inferior culture. They will go into the Megazort banks and be a testament to Zog superiority for hatchings to come. Soon the saucer fleets will arrive. I look forward to the glorious day when when your flippid world is reduced to a smoking cinder and you trassious earthlets are toiling in the Glercian mines of outer Blern.
ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY ZOG!!!!